Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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