I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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