Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
420 ftw
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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