i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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