Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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