I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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