You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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