I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I had to cum in my sink.
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