i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Let's paint friendship bongs
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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