just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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