their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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