your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
