Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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