is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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