We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Randomize
