I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
True but thats because hes a fetus.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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