we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Drunk is not a location!
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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