Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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