dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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