My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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