its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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