So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
