After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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