Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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