No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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