PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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