Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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