fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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