I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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