Dual....:-)
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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