i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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