So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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