My girlfriend figured out who you are.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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