I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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