If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Randomize
