He asked me if I "almost moaned"
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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