My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Quick, to the slutcave!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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