I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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