So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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