So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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