I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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