See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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