HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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