we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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