I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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