i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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