so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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