Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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