The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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