Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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