FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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