the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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