on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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